Olympics Dealt a Blow by Pokémon Go

Olympics Dealt a Blow by Pokémon Go
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

The new Pokémon Go smart phone app is jeopardizing one of the year’s biggest events — the Olympic Games. Unless you have been in a coma for the … Read more

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
J Crock

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
J Crock

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Red-faced GOP’s anti-pornography amendment would ban images of America’s future First Model, Melania Trump. NYC – Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an … Read more

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi

Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi
Alexander Vosh has lived in Rhode Island for all of his life, but is often asked where he grew up by other Rhode Islanders due to his lack of the state's R-optional accent - which will make an appearance on occasion, usually when Vosh is annoyed. Vosh is also highly allergic to right-wing politics, and thinks whisky is swell. He writes regularly for The Nil Admirari, where this story first appeared.
Alexander Vosh

Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes. WASHINGTON — Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a … Read more

Goodbye to England! British Royal Family Puts Monarchy Up For Sale

Goodbye to England! British Royal Family Puts Monarchy Up For Sale
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘Take my my kids – please!’ Queen Elizabeth moans, inviting ‘Anyone, even South Africa,’ to adopt royal family LONDON – In a dramatic announcement from Buckingham Palace today, … Read more

George Will Wexit: ‘It’s Not My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want to!’

George Will Wexit: ‘It’s Not My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want to!’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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George Will leaves the Republican Party, registers as a “Tearbilly” Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced his “Wexit”: he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not … Read more

Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election

Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘That’s how a businessman runs a country – he makes a buck or three,’ asserted GOP nominee Donald Trump. ‘Besides, I’ve invested hundreds of my own dollars, and … Read more

Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King

Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany … Read more

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager
Alexander Vosh has lived in Rhode Island for all of his life, but is often asked where he grew up by other Rhode Islanders due to his lack of the state's R-optional accent - which will make an appearance on occasion, usually when Vosh is annoyed. Vosh is also highly allergic to right-wing politics, and thinks whisky is swell. He writes regularly for The Nil Admirari, where this story first appeared.
Alexander Vosh

The former half-term governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, said she was “just so darn happy-proud.” WASHINGTON — Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump’s presidential campaign … Read more

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