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Hegseth will tackle the administration’s growing concern about the level of alcohol consumption among Americans. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has been named point man on President Donald … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “world’s largest willy,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more
Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
