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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more
Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
Interview by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot The new DOD Secretary, drunkard and former Fox celebrity Pete Hegseth, is interviewed by the fawning Llib Epot, Fox News style. … Read more
