And Quoth The Raven ‘Gimmee S’mores’
With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’ Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a … Read more
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Google Googled Google Just to Ogle All the Googling of Google
Don’t believe it? Google it! Barney Google googled Google just to ogle all the googles about Google. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. … Read more
Presidential Limericks for 2016
Humor Times Poet Laureate Michael Egan composes political tributes to the 2016 candidates Chris Christie Chris Christie’s all done, let’s be clear. From New Jersey we’ve nothing to … Read more
Renéevation
Speculation on Renée Zellweger’s new face What’s happened to Renée Zellweger? From the photos it’s hard to tellweger. It looks like some surgery Created a furgery That no … Read more
A Poem: On the Arrival of Ebola in New York
Regarding the first case of Ebola in New York The first case of Ebola in New York does not make New Yorkers ebollient. I suspect it’s because … Read more
How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!
Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses … Read more
Blame Game: The All American Sport (a Poem)
The Blame Game: It’s how we roll Iraq is afire as ISIS runs wild Inducing a flood of political bile Lacking ideas to put out the flame … Read more
Republicans Cry Benghazi – A Poem
Republicans Cry Benghazi Mother earth just keeps getting hotter Superstorms can’t be held at bay Drought is spreading all across the midlands Time for action fast slipping away … Read more
A Return to ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’
Twas the Night Before Christmas, revisited Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings … Read more
ObamaCare (less) – A Poem by Rick Blum
ObamaCare (less) Rest awhile fellow wonks, and I’ll tell you a tale of lies and deceit on the harsh campaign trail In twenty-o-eight a young man and his … Read more
