Check, Please
Donald Trump is determined that someone is going to pay for his wall. “Hola!” You had better get used to the greeting folks because, apparently, we have all … Read more
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Dear Noble Rustics Who Gave Us Our 45th President
A letter to you real and true Americans who chose this president to lead Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate … Read more
Make America Jurassic Again
Trump thinks climate change will be good for America, apparently. President Donald Trump possesses a style described by friends as virile and intuitive and by foes as oafish … Read more
Eric Trump Claims Daddy Robbed His Piggy Bank
Eric Trump opens up about life in the Donald Trump household In a candid sit down with a New York radio host last week, Eric Trump opened up … Read more
A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his … Read more
Best Radioactive Spider Ever
Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming … Read more
White House Staff Bunkers Down
National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the … Read more
President Raskolnikov
Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a … Read more
White House Tapes: Suspicions Arise as Rich Little Meets with Trump
Fake White House tapes being produced? In a characteristic ploy, President Trump has recently hinted that he may be secretly taping conversations in the White House. When questioned … Read more
Books Not Currently on the President’s Nightstand
Here are some books we can be pretty sure are not being read by President Trump: The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama The Everything Guide to Narcissistic … Read more
