Jeb Bush: I Was Adopted in Kenya by Laura and George in 1953
Presidential candidate Jeb Bush claims he is ‘completely unrelated’ to the Bush Family, and is thus electable MIAMI, FL – Jeb Bush claimed at a news conference today … Read more
Republicans
President Lindsey Graham Plans ‘Nipple Pink’ White House Do-Over
“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a … Read more
So, We’re There Huh? … When Politicians Run Amock
American politicians’ campaigns continue to devolve into a race for the most extreme positions So, the 2016 election season has begun, regardless of the relentless begging of the … Read more
Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more
Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
Senator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote
Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. South Carolina senator, Republican presidential hopeful and future gay rights activist Lindsey … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions About the USA Freedom Act
Inquiring minds want to know: What’s the deal with the USA Freedom Act? Will Durst is here to help. Q. What’s the darn deal with the USA Freedom … Read more
Republicans Condemn ‘Hitler’ Obama, Hand Him More Power
‘It’s never tyranny when the tyrant does what you want,’ Mitch McConnell said, referring to Obama. WASHINGTON, DC – Republican congressional leaders and their corporate masters gleefully rubbed … Read more
Congress Raises Birth Age to Five
“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and … Read more
Obama’s Ugly Show of Presidential Petulance
When the going got tough, Barack Obama got in a huff, and then he got gruff. President Obama has worked himself into such a tizzy over the TPP … Read more
