Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice

Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more

Democrats: Message, Message, Who’s Got the Message?

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder … Read more

Idaho Rep. Barbieri Has Camera Anally Inserted, Searching for Brain

Idaho Rep. Barbieri Has Camera Anally Inserted, Searching for Brain
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Medical hunt for idiot’s brain turns up surprising results: ‘I’m a Cupid Stunt,’ Barbieri says. BOISE, Idaho – Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri underwent a micro-camera insert examination … Read more

GOP Congress to Banish ‘Scourge of Science’ Forever

GOP Congress to Banish ‘Scourge of Science’ Forever
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“Sham science is a sham, as everyone knows.” – Sen. Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he is working with “dedicated Senators and Representatives” … Read more

Boehner: Congress to Finally Debate the ‘Real’ Illegal Alien Issue

Boehner: Congress to Finally Debate the ‘Real’ Illegal Alien Issue
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the shadows on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
David Suter

Speaker promises the House will take up the pressing matter of illegal aliens West Chester, OH ─ Responding to pressure from a broad coalition of mostly Southern and … Read more

‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate

‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

New Senate protocol would require all Senators to say “God bless you” at appropriate times. In case you haven’t heard, the Republican members of the 114th U.S. Congress … Read more

The Economy: Up Is Down

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Everything you know about the economy is wrong, says Mitch McConnell. Best be advised to sit down, pour yourself a beer and take a deep breath. Because you’re … Read more

Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose

Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
J Crock

Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run
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Sal Kingfisher

Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, … Read more

Perry Bad News for Rick

Perry Bad News for Rick
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Former rodeo clown and perpetual presidential candidate Rick Perry faces up to 109 years in prison. Rick Perry, the real life cowboy and former Texas Governor, might want … Read more

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