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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Theorist says voters are looking for love (of candidates) in all the wrong places, and should look to “The Price Is Right.” … Read more
Inspired by the guy in DC who threw a Subway salami sandwich at a National Guard soldier and wasn’t sent to El Salvador. He threatened to do it … Read more
By Peter Merkl The White House today released this transcript of a high card draw “ceremony” — winner wins the war. High Card Draw Ceremony Participants: Presidents Donald … Read more
Trump’s Last 10 Distractions, which he set aside to throw people off his scent! I know, I know! We thought Trump would run out of distractions, but we … Read more
Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive: Texas governor Greg Abbott threatened war with Illinois to force them to return Democratic lawmakers. It has been revealed that Texas … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews rock star legends Simon and Garfunkel. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Popular sports gossip jockey claims Jeffrey Epstein introduced Donald Trump to the First Lady. On his weekly worldwide broadcast on Bullepisse Radio, … Read more
By David Margolin One year ago today, the controversial bill “Show No Toes (SNOT)” was signed into law. Now new legislation is being proposed. Washington, D.C., Ersatz News … Read more
By Ed McManis No need to be left out of all the action. Now you, too, can be on the Epstein List! You’ve followed the news from FOX … Read more
