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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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“Make me look bad and I’ll  get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more

I’m Not Really Late for Work Because Time Is a Social Construct

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I’m Not Really Late for Work Because Time Is a Social Construct
Samuel Dunsiger
Samuel Dunsiger
Samuel Dunsiger is a Toronto-based writer, marketer and improviser. He eats breakfast, drinks coffee and loves cats.
Samuel Dunsiger
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Does anyone really know what time it is? Late excuse: time is a social construct. Attn: Florence, Human Resources. Re: I haven’t really been late for work. Dear … Read more

New Measurements That Beat the ‘Speed of Light’

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New Measurements That Beat the ‘Speed of Light’
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
Howard Zaharoff
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The speed of light may be a handy unit for scientists, but we lay folk need some helpful new measures for daily use. Since nothing moves as fast … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Donald Ducks Responsibility

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Donald Ducks Responsibility
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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As Donald ducks, his quacks attacks the facts. Our democracy is being corruptured from within. Trump: A loose cannon that cannot. He said he never said what he … Read more

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