What to Throw at the National Guard When They Invade Your City
Inspired by the guy in DC who threw a Subway salami sandwich at a National Guard soldier and wasn’t sent to El Salvador. He threatened to do it … Read more
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Official Letter from the Norwegian Nobel Committee to President Donald Trump
Official Letter from the Norwegian Nobel Committee very officially written to ‘President’ Donald Trump. Dear President Trump, It is my unfortunate duty, as spokesman for the Norwegian Nobel … Read more
High Card Draw to End Ukraine War: Official White House Transcript of Televised Ceremony
By Peter Merkl The White House today released this transcript of a high card draw “ceremony” — winner wins the war. High Card Draw Ceremony Participants: Presidents Donald … Read more
Trump’s Last 10 Distractions!
Trump’s Last 10 Distractions, which he set aside to throw people off his scent! I know, I know! We thought Trump would run out of distractions, but we … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about female octopuses, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Trump Receives Global Citizen Award
Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/18/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “world’s largest willy,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump is for Sale, Sure, but You Can Also Lease Him
Frenetic crowds of billionaires have heard that Trump is for sale or lease, and they’ve come shopping for the best deals. Frenetic crowds are storming the White House … Read more
Sports Gossip Radio Host: Epstein Introduced Donald to Melania
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Popular sports gossip jockey claims Jeffrey Epstein introduced Donald Trump to the First Lady. On his weekly worldwide broadcast on Bullepisse Radio, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tour de France 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
