Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’

President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more

Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’

Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more

Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln

Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more

Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more

Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says

Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more

Who Else in History Told Someone ‘You’re Too Honest’? Top 15

While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’!  See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more

Liz Cheney Hosts the Trump Town Hall: A Democratic Fantasy

A little Trump Town Hall Monday Morning Quarterbacking for clarity & spunk with Liz Cheney! Tip of the hat to Moderator Kaitlan Collins who did a courageous job, … Read more

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