Olympics Dealt a Blow by Pokémon Go
The new Pokémon Go smart phone app is jeopardizing one of the year’s biggest events — the Olympic Games. Unless you have been in a coma for the … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director
An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more
The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg
Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more
It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’
Red-faced GOP’s anti-pornography amendment would ban images of America’s future First Model, Melania Trump. NYC – Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an … Read more
Fox News Wants Clinton-Trump Debate in Benghazi
Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes. WASHINGTON — Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a … Read more
Goodbye to England! British Royal Family Puts Monarchy Up For Sale
‘Take my my kids – please!’ Queen Elizabeth moans, inviting ‘Anyone, even South Africa,’ to adopt royal family LONDON – In a dramatic announcement from Buckingham Palace today, … Read more
George Will Wexit: ‘It’s Not My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want to!’
George Will leaves the Republican Party, registers as a “Tearbilly” Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced his “Wexit”: he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not … Read more
Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election
‘That’s how a businessman runs a country – he makes a buck or three,’ asserted GOP nominee Donald Trump. ‘Besides, I’ve invested hundreds of my own dollars, and … Read more
Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King
Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany … Read more
Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager
The former half-term governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, said she was “just so darn happy-proud.” WASHINGTON — Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump’s presidential campaign … Read more
