Trump Unveils New Product
Today the 45th president came out in an infomercial hawking a new product, “Trump Tube Steaks.” In the run-up to the 2024 presidential election, former president Donald J. … Read more
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Trump Indictment Unsealed in Georgia Case
Much anticipated indictment unsealed by Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, but Trump remains unfazed. According to Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, ex-president Donald J. Trump and … Read more
GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair
Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more
Rich and Famous Continue to Dote on Clarence Thomas
Clarence Thomas is riding high these days, thanks to his rich and famous “friends.” Once again, billionaire benevolence bedevils Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, as new revelations … Read more
DeSantis Takes Stand on Florida Advanced Placement Courses
Gov. Ron DeSantis, not very advanced, wants limits on the Advanced Placement (AP) studies program in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis declared Thursday that the embattled Advanced Placement (AP) … Read more
Trump Addresses Public on New Indictment
Trump responds to the new indictment handed down by Special Prosecutor Jack Smith against him. Ex-president Donald J. Trump spoke to the press from his Mar-a-Lago estate in … Read more
New President Grants First Interview Since Election
Future News: The new president, also the old president (in more ways than one), speaks out following his 2024 election victory. Are currently serving politicians getting too old … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
Gov. Abbott Praises Buoys Barrier as ‘Pretty’ and ‘Effective’
Texas Governor launches buoys project to keep out immigrants, tenders tutorial on history of immigration. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has launched a spirited offensive to prevent immigrants from … Read more
‘Stop Woke’ Legislation Spawns New Education Standards in Florida
The “Stop Woke Act” seeks to enlighten students to the “fact” that slaves learned “trades or skills” that proved useful to them. New standards approved by the Florida … Read more
