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Under oath, Rudy Giuliani admitted not “having time” to check all facts with widespread voter fraud! Balled up & tossed, here’s his list of other things he didn’t … Read more
Besides the regular 4am Emergency Call to Papa John’s, here’s Trump’s full Secret Call Log from his days in the White House! Even though Donald Trump has tried … Read more
Guilty of Contempt of Congress and Public Dishevelment – Here’s a look at the Steve Bannon Pre-Prison Care Package request! Yes folks, our own RUMPLEstiltskin! The story of … Read more
After being the oldest person to fly into space and survive, actor William Shatner gets knocked out of bed! The morning after William Shatner takes an amazing sub-orbital … Read more
The best things about Covid that we (well, most of us) have learned in captivity, while waiting for the pandemic to blow over! Here are the 10 Best … Read more
White House custodian and other staff detail Trump’s fascination with dicks & dictators in latest tell-all books! Who doesn’t have a new book out spilling the Goya Beans … Read more
The First in the series of Satirical Firsts that you won’t find in the history books! Firsts you won’t find in history books: 1. The First Virgin: Eve … Read more
In cages 6 feet apart, two Cheesy Lab Mice in a Coronavirus trial study valiantly roll the heaven-or-hell dice for us everyday! Part 4 Meet Vinny Verman & … Read more
Just like sex: A racy list of edibles that’ll keep you coming back for more! Okay, these “like sex” foods are just suggestions…on a slow News Day…other than … Read more
Moses was the Chosen One to host the new game show originally called, “Who Wants to go to Hell?” The Good Book tells us Moses had to part … Read more
