BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more
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Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill
GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more
2024 Presidential Candidate ‘Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman’: Do Away with the Two Party System
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the … Read more
Elon Musk Reinstates Banned Users from X
Social platform reopened to previously banned users, including current and historical figures. With the reinstatement of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ account on X, platform owner Elon Musk said … Read more
Trump Selects VP Running Mate
Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more
Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’
Coverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for … Read more
Former Congressman George Santos Joins SNN News
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Recently dismissed former congressman George Santos has joined SNN, famous for its unique take on world events. Recently dismissed from the House … Read more
Sen. Kennedy Casts Stones in His Own Glass House
Sen. John Kennedy questioned public health experts on the escalation of gun violence, a bit like throwing stones in a glass house. On Tuesday at a Senate hearing … Read more
Nikki Haley Proposes Requiring Social Media License to Post
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley: ‘When I’m president, you’ll need a social media license to drive around the internet.’ In an exclusive interview … Read more
Kringle Thinks He’s Single & Unwraps His Dating Profile: ‘MUST LOVE DEER!’
Mrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age … Read more
