President Trump Booby Traps White House
Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more
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Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more
How to Handle Your Ex-President
What to do when an ex-president is particularly immature and refuses to do what his electors want. Remember how proud you were when you first brought your new … Read more
Justice Barrett: First Days on SCOTUS Marked by Practical Jokes, Pranks
Both liberal and conservative justices on the court have been pranking Trump’s pick, Justice Barrett, since her first day on the Court. Justice Amy Coney Barrett, President Trump’s … Read more
RBG Asks Heaven to Wait
The Notorious RBG Appeals to a Courtroom in Heaven Ruth Bader Ginsberg (RBG) stands at a podium facing nine justices known as The Supreme Court of the Universal … Read more
The Presidential Exit Interview
As a progressive employer, The United States of America likes to use that modern human resources tool: the exit interview. Thank you, sir, for agreeing to meet with … Read more
Biden Voters Exhibit Bizarre Behavior to Cope with Election Anxiety
Reports from around the country indicate that supporters of Joe Biden are suffering from election anxiety. As the election nears, reports from around the country indicate that supporters … Read more
Santa’s Still Coming to Town
An interview with Kris Kringle himself, who assures us that Santa’s still coming to town, despite the pandemic and other hassles. I always look forward to Christmas but … Read more
Breaking: Trump Campaign Out of Money, Resorting to Online Auction
With less than a week to go and out of cash, the Trump campaign has announced that they will hold an online auction. Trump’s online auction could hold … Read more
Demented Voters See Trump as One of Them
A recent poll found that Trump had an 18-point advantage over Joe Biden within the demented voters demographic. “Having Dementia doesn’t mean you can’t vote,” said Kristina Anderson, … Read more
