Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more
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Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash
No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. … Read more
Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House
“We mean exactly what we say the words say, not something else like ‘microwave,’” said spokesperson Miriam Webster regarding quote marks, while giving Trump the “air finger.” NYC … Read more
Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News
‘Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins’ – Sara Hukabee Sanders WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Hold onto Your FUPAs: McDonalds Delivers
McDonalds is adding delivery service for those not able to make it off of their couches. The United States ranks number one in many global categories such as exporting … Read more
New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more
Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has … Read more
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies
“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more
