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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more
Bernie Sanders actually refused to run again in 2020, reveals Sanders campaign manager. In a stunning development just days after Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign for the Democratic … Read more
Excerpts from the popular new advice column, “Dear Dr. Trump”! When it comes to the pandemic, I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that … Read more
“Adult films are vital to the local economy,” Newsom said. “But, right now, group sex is just too dangerous.” VAN NUYS, CA — Gov. Gavin Newsom announced new … Read more
So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more
It’s true, Frank Sinatra fathered Wonder Woman! And you’d never have known, if not for the SNN (Slobovian News Network). This exclusive news about Wonder Woman is part … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Jed Duncan, his Republican uncle from Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
We all need to find time for prayer now. But who to pray to? We all remember Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz. She’s the one who, … Read more
New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more
Mental health disaster: The severity of the effect the president’s speech patterns have on the nation may actually be underestimated, says NIMH. Citing several recent studies on anacoluthon, … Read more
