Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more

Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!

Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed! Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!  Therapy Session #2 ME … Read more

Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

Top 10 Election Day Bets!

Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more

Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more

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