Penniless Donald Trump Assigned Public Defender in Stripper Case
As the TV ad goes, if you’ve got a phone, you’ve got a lawyer. Donald Trump has a phone, but can only afford a public defender. Having reportedly … Read more
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Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Singer/Songwriter Paul Simon
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews singer/songwriter Paul Simon. PAUL SIMON (sings) I am a rock, I am an island. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock … Read more
Giddy Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs Speaks! Top 10 Trump Phone Calls
Trump’s gift that keeps on giving: Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs didn’t just fall off a turnip truck & hit her head – she remembers all his phone … Read more
The Aptly Named Fox News Channel – Where the Stories are Too Good to Be True
Like any fox, the Fox News Channel does what’s needed to succeed. Who says the Fox News Channel is broadcasting news that’s not exactly true? Who wouldn’t believe … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren. NIKKI HALEY I’m Republican Nikki Haley and I’m running for president of the United States … Read more
U.S. Retaliates: 99 Balloons to Float Over China
A balloon flotilla, featuring Disney characters depicted by 99 balloons, heightens fears of escalation between U.S. and China. U.S. President Joe Biden announced today the launch of a … Read more
Bezos’ Acquisition Plans Include the Whole World
Being the third-richest person in the world is not nearly enough, as the Amazon founder acquisition plans include all assets, everywhere. It’s a jungle out there for all … Read more
DeSantis Calls for Ending Teaching of All U.S. History
The Florida governor says good teaching spares fragile student feelings, and that learning about the past adds unnecessary stress. The teaching of all U.S. history in Florida’s public … Read more
Major Crime Scourge Morphs Into Latest Pro Sports League
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Is there life after football? Thanks to a crime spree turned pro sports league, you bet! (Seriously, Las Vegas is “jacked.”) Carjacking … Read more
