Top 10 Steve Bannon Pre-Prison Cell Requests
Guilty of Contempt of Congress and Public Dishevelment – Here’s a look at the Steve Bannon Pre-Prison Care Package request! Yes folks, our own RUMPLEstiltskin! The story of … Read more
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The 10 Best Things About Covid
The best things about Covid that we (well, most of us) have learned in captivity, while waiting for the pandemic to blow over! Here are the 10 Best … Read more
Top 10 Foods That Are Just Like Sex!
Just like sex: A racy list of edibles that’ll keep you coming back for more! Okay, these “like sex” foods are just suggestions…on a slow News Day…other than … Read more
Giuliani Was Disbarred: 10 More Things He’s Forbidden to Do
Sure Giuliani was disbarred and can’t practice law, but here are 10 more things now forbidden for Trump’s top loyalist! TEN MORE THINGS HE’S FORBIDDEN TO DO SINCE … Read more
My Last Trump Article! You’re welcome!
In this, perhaps (?) my last trump article, I ask: Who knew Trump left residual effects? See if you have immunity! After spoofing Trump’s lawless shenanigans for 5 … Read more
How You Can Tell You’re Depressed During COVID: Top 10
Come back here! Here’s your 10 chances to laugh during COVID, and then you’re on your own! Here’s my Top 10 clues to tell if you’re depressed during … Read more
GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10
Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more
The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!
Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more
Why Mitch McConnell Won’t Go to His Turtle Family Reunion this Year: Top 10
Top 10 reasons Mitch McConnell won’t be going to the Turtle Family Reunion this year! Call him a Tortoise, a Terrapin or a Sh — but his kin … Read more
Why I, Donald Trump, Tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates: Top 10
Finally a mea culpa from our humble president on why he tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates – but only 10. Besides being gaseous from 6 Cheese Whoppers … Read more
