Have a Trump-Free Day!
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the … Read more
Trump
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Torches and Pitchforks
The Republicans attack with torches and pitchforks and the Democratic response is to introduce legislation to reform pitchfork safety standards. You don’t need 20/20 vision to see that … Read more
President Requests Hotline to Hell
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/2/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border … Read more
Ivanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion … Read more
Zero Tolerance
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell … Read more
A Wall Won’t Fix Immigration
Illegal immigration is often the result of the abject poverty and violence that people face in their homeland. No wall will fix that, nor stop the influx. The … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
