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Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed … Read more
Reconciliation offer to Michael Cohen as Special Envoy stationed in Saudi Embassy in Istanbul is Trump’s latest desperate ploy. Inside sources at the White House have revealed that … Read more
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
Say they’re fighting to keep the “Happy” in “Happy Halloween,” and insist that the “War on Halloween” must end. By Carrie Pinkard Local Satanists Gary Slaughter and Bertha … Read more
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind … Read more
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand … Read more
Stormy Daniels revealed that Trump’s tiny dick has a mushroom head like Mario Kart. Sorry, now you can’t un-see that! SAD! “The least impressive sex I’ve ever had!” … Read more
As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The … Read more
Claims his idea would have made matching kids and parents ‘so easy,’ and been the ‘final solution.’ The President has been ranting that he has yet another major … Read more
Trending: Trump anger over Google search results about his anger make him angrier, causing huge spike in search ranking for ‘Trump anger.’ The man in the White House, … Read more
