Children Beg to be Returned to Cages
Turns out, Laura Ingraham and other Republicans were right: the cages were like summer camp for these immigrant kids! MCALLEN, TX — Just weeks after President Trump sought … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is … Read more
Harley Owners Rally to Company’s Defense
Suggestions pour in from Harley owners for rebuttal to Trump. Trump has been unrelenting in his attacks on Harley-Davidson. Suggestions are pouring in from the Harley Owners Group … Read more
Trump Proposes Using Animal Shelters for ‘Ineligible’ Immigrant Children
“Frankly, it’s Obama’s fault. But America will no longer be taken advantage of by migrants who have abandoned their immigrant children litters.” WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump … Read more
Other Amazing Things Trump Learned from Putin
Besides the fact that Putin absolutely did not interfere in our elections, here are some other little-known tidbits Trump learned during their secret meeting. While most of the … Read more
Brett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’
“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice … Read more
From Apocalypse to Catastrophe: Jesus Says Repubs & Dems Both Found Unworthy of the Lord’s Return
Apocalypse threatened in the Revelation hasn’t quite gone according to plan. Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would … Read more
Trade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products
Trump secretly fears China could remove his personal care products from the American market. Inside sources today confirmed that President Trump fears becoming a victim of his own … Read more
President Requests Hotline to Hell
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing … Read more
Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border … Read more
