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May 022016
 
 By , May 2, 2016
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 292016
 
 By , April 29, 2016
Lucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

Satanic Council defiantly embraces Ted Cruz: ‘The miserable son of a bitch is a natural for us!’ says Lucifer. HADES – The Satanic Council today “totally rejected” claims by the “Satanist religious cult” that Lucifer or indeed any of its members were offended by John [more…]

Oct 062015
 
 By , October 6, 2015
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Sep 282015
 
 By , September 28, 2015
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

May 082015
 
 By , May 8, 2015
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 042015
 
 By , March 4, 2015
Netan-YAHOO's Talk Before the American Congress

Israel Prime Minister bloviates before Congress The Prime Minister of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?), as Netan-YAHOO was not invited [more…]

Aug 022014
 
 By , August 2, 2014

Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted to give Speaker John Boehner the authority to start the process of suing the President of the United [more…]

Jul 312014
 
 By , July 31, 2014
John Boehner to Sue Every Living American

House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama on a complaint that he had overstepped his legal authority. However, Boehner also vowed to sue every [more…]

Jul 292014
 
 By , July 29, 2014

Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped from trying to catch up on all the heavy lifting that piled up while they were away [more…]