This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of  little value.” … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Republican sheep heard shear madness! A  GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more

Invasion of the Aphorisms

Invasion of the Aphorisms
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Aphorisms to soothe your soul Ironic, isn’t it, that it’s always the biggest “drips” that complain loudest about “leaks.” Is Trump completely corrupt? The answer is whistle-blowing in … Read more

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show: Sarah Palin Interview

The Jerry Duncan Show: Sarah Palin Interview
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host, Jerry Duncan, interviews Alaska’s half-term governor, Sarah Palin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

Aspersions on Their Asparagus

Aspersions on Their Asparagus
Chuck Legge drew his first cartoon at about age 8, and has been trying to get it right ever since. (See Mr Legge's cartoons here, along with a more detailed bio.) He majored in English, Philosophy and Art at Arizona State University. In 1990, he became the editorial cartoonist for the Prescott Sun Newspaper in Prescott, Arizona. Later, he became the editorial cartoonist for Sarah Palin's hometown newspaper the Frontiersman. Of this experience, he says, "My editorial cartoons have a decidedly liberal tilt which makes me quite popular up here. Popular in the same way that a moose with a target shaped birthmark is popular. For this reason the new publisher at the Frontiersman has given me the boot." Mr Legge now owns 4.77 acres in Sutton, Alaska.
Chuck Legge
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Casting aspersions on the deserving Louie Gohmerts of the world One of my favorite quotes is from Texas’ 1st Congressional District Representative, Louie Gohmert. It was during a … Read more

GOP Holding Pattern: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form!

GOP Holding Pattern: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form!
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Editorial Cartoons

The GOP is between a rock and a Tea Party The Republican Party is in a tough spot… so they’re trying to reach out. The Teapublicans keep them … Read more

News of the Future: Second Civil War Ends in 2017

News of the Future: Second Civil War Ends in 2017
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

America Divided East and West, Right-winger and Leftist, in News of the Future News of the Future, April, 2018 — Many changes have come to America in the … Read more

Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption

Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more

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