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After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
The notorious MTG announces VP isn’t good enough, she’d prefer to be America’s Queen, with even Donald Trump bowing down to her. U.S. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has … Read more
In a verified news report from next month, it was revealed that DeSantis’ “election integrity” police force has declared him winner. TALLAHASSEE, Dec. 9, 2022 — Thousands of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New information about people allegedly in communication with Trump during the riot results in latest batch of subpoenas. In order to track … Read more
Kanye West doubles down on his antisemitic brand, launches “Haayt’s Peach” organic supermarket chain. Ye (formerly Kanye West) is apparently looking to financially rebound from sponsor defections by … Read more
Elon Musk’s “new” Twitter is abuzz with all kinds of disinformation about the home invasion attack on Paul Pelosi. Billionaire Elon Musk and Donald Trump Jr. partied with … Read more
The 2023 Oscars are set to be part of a global commemoration of Will Smith’s infamous slap at comedian Chris Rock. Sweeping changes are coming to the 2023 … Read more
“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more
Catwoman dispels Republican-fed “litter box” rumors, as the GOP attempts to spread outrage to scare voters. Many Republican candidates in this year’s elections are capitalizing on “litter box” … Read more
