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Trump raptured: Church of Scientology offers Trump refuge from political persecution. Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers, the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity … Read more
The VP, in charge of the U.S. response to the outbreak, says “Coronavirus” is just a “fancy liberal word for demonic possession,” plans national exorcism “as soon as … Read more
His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more
Gweneth Paltrow to offer unique degrees at new “GOOP University.” Gweneth Paltrow’s latest endeavor is the launching of GOOP University. The first order of business at GOOP U … Read more
Here is the latest warning from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC): The CDC is closely monitoring an outbreak of political illness caused by a novel … Read more
A key member of the Bernie Sanders campaign — the hair stylist — has suddenly resigned. The chief hair stylist for Bernie Sanders, Vermont Senator and presidential candidate, … Read more
Strangely decorated evergreen trees thought to have been cut down in their prime, then discarded after a short time. A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has … Read more
In the wake of the Iowa crazy caucuses vote count debacle, a number of other states have spoken out about the “first in the nation” disaster. New Hampshire … Read more
With violence in the nation’s largest city out of control, de Blasio asks citizens to start packing, and offers help with the “Little Free Gun Safe.” New York … Read more
Trump Tower project in Iran on track despite tensions, says press secretary. During a private luncheon with representatives from the Republican National Committee, President Trump announced that plans … Read more
