And Quoth The Raven ‘Gimmee S’mores’

And Quoth The Raven ‘Gimmee S’mores’
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’   Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a … Read more

Pa Rumpa Pum: Please Make It Stop

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

What Christmas song drives you batty? After fleeing the pharmacy because I just couldn’t bring myself to listen to one more Rumpa-pum-pum, I went online and asked my … Read more

Report: ‘Militia’ Not Referring to Those Formed in Backyard

Report: ‘Militia’ Not Referring to Those Formed in Backyard
Alexander Vosh has lived in Rhode Island for all of his life, but is often asked where he grew up by other Rhode Islanders due to his lack of the state's R-optional accent - which will make an appearance on occasion, usually when Vosh is annoyed. Vosh is also highly allergic to right-wing politics, and thinks whisky is swell. He writes regularly for The Nil Admirari, where this story first appeared.
Alexander Vosh

2nd Amendment report regarding the intended meaning of “well-regulated militia” will not please gun rights advocates. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, The Nil Admirari (TNA) released a report following … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/23/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/23/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Martin Shkreli Promises to Bomb Agrabah, Wins 30% GOP Support

Martin Shkreli Promises to Bomb Agrabah, Wins 30% GOP Support
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Reince Priebus and RNC rush to support ‘exciting new presidential candidate’ and recently jailed Martin Shkreli WASHINGTON DC – Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus announced Friday that … Read more

Candidate Holiday Traditions

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Each presidential candidate has his/her own unique way of celebrating the season, and we have uncovered them all for you! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. … Read more

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more

New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, We’re Mean! Bwhaaa, haha!

New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, We’re Mean! Bwhaaa, haha!
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Being the first to see the new Star Wars has its perks! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Ah, the power that comes with being one of the first ones … Read more

Scott Weiland’s Distinct Vocal Style Caused His Death, Autopsy Reveals

Scott Weiland’s Distinct Vocal Style Caused His Death, Autopsy Reveals

Coroner’s report: Scott Weiland choked on marbles in his mouth In this Humor Times exclusive report, we reveal the true cause of death of former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet … Read more

Parenting? It’s a Joke

Parenting? It’s a Joke
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

Book Review: “The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets” “The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of hundreds of comic Tweets by funny people who also … Read more

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