America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!
Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more
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Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Top 10 Election Day Bets!
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Things You Can Do Before You Shoot Your Dog: Top 10!
Advice to Gov. Kristi Noem: Don’t shoot your dog! And don’t let your little dog’s problems get your goat! I can prove that if Kristi Noem came to … Read more
Top Banana: Monkeys Appeal to Family for Love & Laughs
The Pet Monkey Channel features videos with monkeys that vie with Congressmen throwing Feces at the American Public! Okay, so far I haven’t seen any Monkeys throw anything … Read more
Statewide Manhunt for Missing Parakeet Continues in Michigan
A manhunt, or more accurately, birdhunt, has been launched in Michigan this week for a missing parakeet. A statewide manhunt for a missing parakeet continues in Michigan this … Read more
5 Tips for Apartment Hunting
Ingenious tips for finding the perfect pad while apartment hunting. 1. When apartment hunting, take a frozen pizza with you, place it directly on the center rack of … Read more
Why Would We Let Wall Street ‘Care For’ Our Pets?
We form deep relationships with our pets, critters who at least pretend to love us back, providing comfort and joy all around. For many people, the animals they … Read more
Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?
‘Love my dog, or you get the doghouse’ A Bichon Frise is a small white dog, poodle-sized, but fluffier. Fans of the breed love our “fluffs” for their … Read more
Nancy Fenwick, ‘Keeper of the Queen Corgis,’ Pens Explosive New Tell-All Book
Can the monarchy survive fresh revelations of sex and perversity at the palace involving the Queen Corgis? London — The shocking news this week that Her Majesty the … Read more
