Hey, Democrats: Find the Party’s Future in its Populist Past
Wall Street and the two-party duopoly conspired to crush a democratic reformation in its populist past. A farmer friend of mine once bemoaned the fact that the Democrat … Read more
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Take this Mandatory Test to See If You’re Qualified to Vote
Fast on the heels of the Trump jury pool questionnaire is the 1st Mandatory Test for voting, to root out those who shouldn’t! That’s right! Don’t worry about … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews South Carolina Senator Tim Scott
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Senator from South Carolina Tim Scott. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Teflon Don’s Secret: LOOPHOLES! Legal & Domestic!
As Melania airs her wifey complaints, Donald spins his evading Word Salad, calling it: ‘Domestic Loopholes’! Maybe it’s just me, but I envision a massive room filled with … Read more
2024 Presidential Candidate ‘Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman’: Do Away with the Two Party System
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the … Read more
The Billionaires Behind School Privatization
The ultra-rich love to enact their extremist right-wing policy, including with school privatization. If you’re trying to enact an extremist right-wing policy, but the public keeps rejecting it, … Read more
Americans United in How Much They Hate Each Other
A new survey has found that Americans are overwhelmingly united on how much they hate each other. “People say America is a divided country, but our data shows … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
Look Who’s Behind the Know-Nothing ‘No Labels Party’
The “No Labels Party” ought to be named the Nothing Party, for it offers nothing of substance to voters. In the mid-1800s, a new political party flared up … Read more
