Donald Trump to Become President of Slobovia
The offer to become president of another country will likely prove all-too tempting. Dispatches from Snn (Slobovian News Network) In a historic vote in the Slobovian Parliament, both … Read more
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We Can Push Biden for Fundamental Change
We’ve now got a real possibility of winning some progressive policies leading to fundamental change. We’ve put Joe Biden in the White House … but what do we … Read more
Trump Desperate After Twitter Rejection
Post Twitter rejection, he is said to be planning a new social media platform. Observers describe Donald Trump’s present behavior in the White House as frenetic. Since his … Read more
Who’s Really Behind the Desecration of Our Capitol?
What exploded in our Capitol on Jan. 6 is an outrage, a desecration of America’s democratic ideals. I don’t merely mean the ransacking and terrorizing of our Capitol … Read more
Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more
Trump Tactics for Maintaining Power Uncovered
Trump tactics insure he’ll remain president, one way or another — he thinks. A document has been slipped to this reporter from an anonymous source, signed only as … Read more
Who Cares Who the Secretary of Agriculture Is?
The job of secretary of agriculture in the past has first and foremost been to keep moneyed interests in charge. Years ago, Robert Kennedy noted that making economic, … Read more
Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend
A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more
