The Night Before Trump’s Christmas
“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, … Read more
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Which is a Witch? Bring Back Ye Olde Tests!
We may need to bring back ye olde techniques for ferreting out witches and sorcerers. Lately it seems that everyone in Washington is talking about witches. Rudy Giuliani … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Governor Nikki Haley
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Nikki Haley, former S.C. Governor and Jeff Sessions, former U.S. Attorney General. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In
Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more
SAD! Oligarchs Mourn Untimely Death of America’s Orange Kool Aid Psychopath
America’s best-loved soft drink company ousting Kool Aid mascot. After decades of bad PR from a number of the most disreputable celebrities on Earth, America’s best-loved soft drink … Read more
Top 10: What’s Sitting on Mitch McConnell’s Desk?
Besides the over 300 bills sent over by the Democratic House, what else is sitting on the desk of Mitch McConnell? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls him ‘A … Read more
Historic ‘Impeachment Issue’ of the Humor Times: Get Yours Now!
The new year is not complete without it! Order your copy of the “Impeachment Issue” — January’s Humor Times! The historic “Impeachment Issue” of the Humor Times has … Read more
Flamed Out With Lose It!? Manage Weight Gain with Loosen It!
Lose It! is for losers – get the weight management tool that works for you! Have you heard friends rave about the popular diet app Lose It! (“Food … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more
