Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
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Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bracket busters, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/15/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB contract agreements, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/8/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about new flavors from Mountain Dew, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Volodymr Zelensky and President Vladimir Putin: The Russian Invasion
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Volodymr Zelensky and President Vladimir Putin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President levels the most brutal of sanctions yet on Putin: No more political humor for you! SNN political correspondent Proppah Ghandah reports … Read more
Top Ten Classified Secrets Trump Gave Putin
Even with Trump’s ‘Perfect Phone Calls’, he must’ve shared classified secrets during Pillow Talk! Yes, we cringe to think what secrets Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin, but since … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Johnny Depp and the Serbian president, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
