NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more
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Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more
Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more
Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Breaking News: Biden could save face (assuming he wins) over Ukraine, by winning a dangerous game of Russian Roulette, sources say. Slobovian … Read more
President Biden: ‘Many Reasons’ for Sending Troops to the Ukraine
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Pressed on the issue, the president listed many good reasons for sending American combat troops to the Ukraine. SNN Washington based correspondent … Read more
Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
