Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST
Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on … Read more
White House
Back to the Future… Donald Trump’s Terminus Exodus
Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head … Read more
God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Mike Pence Interview
Vice-President Mike Pence is interviewed by our very own Jerry Duncan ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read more
White House: A Calmer Donald J Trump
A sudden and grave development at the White House involving President Trump leaves everyone stunned and confused, especially Melania Trump. By Elaine Abraham Melania in her flowing ebony … Read more
Glammed-Up Huckabee Sanders Goes Bonkers, ‘Network’ Style!
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders “mad as a hatter” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders walks up to the podium, pulls at her fake eyelashes … Read more
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thinks She’s So Cute When Using Snapchat
Other administration officials are not charmed by her Snapchat hobby, saying she “hogs the only White House cell phone.” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a … Read more
Putin to Move into White House Next Week
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to … Read more
EPA Designates White House a Toxic Waste Site
The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. … Read more
White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers
Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave … Read more
