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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’

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Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more

Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach

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Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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New England Patriots coach, called “The GOAT,” announces he is stepping down after a Hall of Fame career. The New England Patriots coach who is widely considered the … Read more

Trump Changes Running Mates

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Trump Changes Running Mates
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more

Former Leading Lady Accuses Western Movie Hero of Sexual Assault

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Former Leading Lady Accuses Western Movie Hero of Sexual Assault
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Suit filed against former movie hero asks 72 million dollars in damages. SNN smut correspondent Downe Inda Gutter reports that like such … Read more

Celebrities: ‘Keep Trump on the Ballot!’

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Celebrities: ‘Keep Trump on the Ballot!’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more

Harvard to Offer Degree in Pirating and Plundering

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Harvard to Offer Degree in Pirating and Plundering
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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Harvard says it’s simply adapting with the times and preparing “for the end of America as we know it.” In an effort to adapt with the times and … Read more

Trump Family Busted for Streaking

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Trump Family Busted for Streaking
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump adult children cited as public nuisance after being taken in for streaking. In a run up to the Iowa Caucuses, members of the Trump family were arrested … Read more

Balance of Nature, FDA Reach Accord

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Balance of Nature, FDA Reach Accord
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Months-long dispute between Balance of Nature and the FDA finally finds resolution. Last month, the Food and Drug Administration ordered the producers of Balance of Nature nutritional supplements … Read more

BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled

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BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more

Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill

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Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more

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