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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill

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Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more

2024 Presidential Candidate ‘Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman’: Do Away with the Two Party System

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2024 Presidential Candidate ‘Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman’: Do Away with the Two Party System
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the … Read more

Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump

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Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more

Elon Musk Reinstates Banned Users from X

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Elon Musk Reinstates Banned Users from X
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Social platform reopened to previously banned users, including current and historical figures. With the reinstatement of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ account on X, platform owner Elon Musk said … Read more

Trump Selects VP Running Mate

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Trump Selects VP Running Mate
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more

Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’

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Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Coverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for … Read more

Former Congressman George Santos Joins SNN News

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Former Congressman George Santos Joins SNN News
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Recently dismissed former congressman George Santos has joined SNN, famous for its unique take on world events. Recently dismissed from the House … Read more

Sen. Kennedy Casts Stones in His Own Glass House

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Sen. Kennedy Casts Stones in His Own Glass House
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Sen. John Kennedy questioned public health experts on the escalation of gun violence, a bit like throwing stones in a glass house. On Tuesday at a Senate hearing … Read more

Nikki Haley Proposes Requiring Social Media License to Post

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Nikki Haley Proposes Requiring Social Media License to Post
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley: ‘When I’m president, you’ll need a social media license to drive around the internet.’ In an exclusive interview … Read more

Court Seeks to Reinstate a Gag Order

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Court Seeks to Reinstate a Gag Order
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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The Donald’s binky up in the air as judge seeks to reinstate a gag order. A contentious and controversial trial is underway in New York, where the judge … Read more

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