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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump

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GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more

Movie Review: ‘Trump: Triumph of the MAGA Will’

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Movie Review: ‘Trump: Triumph of the MAGA Will’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump: Triumph of the MAGA Will — a movie review by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent. A new documentary promoting the candidacy of former President Donald J Trump … Read more

Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes

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Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Travel woes are a thing of the past, says a risk-taking billionaire who is launching her own pioneering airlines. Famed Slobovian Billionairess … Read more

Supreme Court Issues Code of (Mis)conduct

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Supreme Court Issues Code of (Mis)conduct
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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To prove that they govern themselves, the Supreme Court Justices issued what might best be described as a “Code of Misconduct.” A new “Code of Conduct and Best … Read more

Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards

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Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Two years into his second term, President Trump awards twelve honorees with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. On Jan. 6th, 2026, in celebration of the new national holiday, … Read more

Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production

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Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Studios are said to be negotiating with the principals of the New York v. Donald Trump case for the rights to a courtroom drama. Columbia Pictures and Castle … Read more

Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction

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Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more

Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’

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Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more

New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews

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New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike … Read more

Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’

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Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more

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