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Ralph Lombard 
…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of little value.” … Read more
Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more
You Midas well call him “King Anus” since everything he touches turns to shit! No doubt about it, we’re now living in the Trump error. The Justice Department’s … Read more
Republican sheep heard shear madness! A GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more
Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more
Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more
“Nothing to see hear,” said the blind and deaf elephant. Of course Trump has “TV” lawyers. It is, after all, a show-trial. A circus is never complete without … Read more
Impeach Trump for a “blown job” in the Oval Office. Ask me if Trump is unfit to be president and I’ll answer with an unqualified “YES!” When the … Read more
Come on, Republicans, we beseech you, put on your big boy Pence and impeach Trump. The best defense is a good offense, and Trump certainly is offensive. Hiss-story … Read more
Seeking a diversion from impeachment headlines, Trump puts US in peril yet again! Tax cuts for the rich followed by acts of war give me an uneasy feeling … Read more
