Horoscopes for Jerks: April 2019
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope April 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know — right here! What? You don’t even believe in … Read more
Oh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???
It just can’t be that time again already! Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be that time again! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL … Read more
Playing Monopoly for Real
What the gutsy Boston Tea Party rebels were actually tossing was corporate monopoly power. Get your heave-ho muscles in shape, for the monopolists are back. Shouting “Down with … Read more
The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/9/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Education Secretary Betsy DeVos
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews the Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Electoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats
Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from … Read more
Potus First Pitch
The true start of spring is that bright and shiny day when Christ comes out of his cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts with that first … Read more
