Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Norfolk Southern Railway derailments, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
China
Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
U.S. Retaliates: 99 Balloons to Float Over China
A balloon flotilla, featuring Disney characters depicted by 99 balloons, heightens fears of escalation between U.S. and China. U.S. President Joe Biden announced today the launch of a … Read more
Mysterious Chinese Spy Balloon Turns Out to Be Rogue High School Science Project
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A young Chinese student in search of Taylor Swift tickets built the spy balloon as a science project, say investigators. The much-ballyhooed … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the a “woke James Bond,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
Corporations Win Olympic Gold in ‘Downhill Ethical Backflip’
The collective ethical backflip has been quite impressive: from the high ethical bar of human rights into the pits of crass, unprincipled commercialism. By far the top team … Read more
A Perfect Call
An excerpt from “Oh Daddy Chronicles” by Barry Robbins: A Perfect Call. Episode XIV – A Perfect Call (A young staffer from the National Security Council wishes to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/7/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even Pink news, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release … Read more
Wuhan Institute Under Investigation for Causing a Litany of Worldwide Disasters
China’s infamous Wuhan Institute is now rumored to be responsible for much more than just the possible release of COVID 19. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former … Read more
