Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered

Mysterious 39th Page of Redacted DOJ Affidavit Discovered

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more

Melania Trump’s Marriage Certificate… Redacted! Top 10 Warnings!

Melania Trump’s Marriage Certificate… Redacted! Top 10 Warnings!

Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions! 10.  MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, … Read more

Throwing the Book at Trump, or What You’ll Find in his Presidential Library!

Throwing the Book at Trump, or What You’ll Find in his Presidential Library!

Throwing the book at Trump: His own mini-reviews of books that may fill the shelf in Donald’s Presidential Library! While Merrick Garland is throwing the book at Trump, … Read more

Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!

Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!

In an unprecedented “Fraudian Slip” during the Mar-a-Lago raid, Trump admitted to taking home 15 boxes of Goya Refried Beans! Exclusive Transcript of the Mar-a-Lago Raid: TRUMP ‘They … Read more

Top 10 Things Keeping Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September!

Top 10 Things Keeping Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September!

It’s keeping me up at night, counting sheep ’til the Jan 6th Committee returns in September & they haul in the whole frigin’ bunch of Swamp Things! I … Read more

It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?

It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?

A Satirical Peek into Tomorrow! By 2032, did the former President ever get his Just Desserts, did Covid disappear & more importantly – did I ever date again? … Read more

Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!

Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!

Former White House resident Donald Trump wants you to buy his latest Top Ten excuses about the missing 187 minutes! Donald Trump‘s failure to stop the insurrection may … Read more

Breaking: Trump Wins ‘Back Seat Driver’ Award!

Breaking: Trump Wins ‘Back Seat Driver’ Award!

Who knew Donald Trump, infamous back seat driver, always liked to be the Designated Driver?! Not too many people know that before Donald Trump sold Steaks, ran Universities … Read more

No Beating Around the Bush, Trump Calls Mike Pence the ‘P Word’!

No Beating Around the Bush, Trump Calls Mike Pence the ‘P Word’!

What was the ‘P word’ Trump called Mike Pence on Jan 6th? It’s not what you think! Ivanka Trump’s Chief of Staff, Julie Radford told the Jan 6th … Read more

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