A D.C. Christmas Carol
Lindsay Graham is visited by the ghosts of Christmas in this DC Christmas Carol. This reporter found a visibly shaken Lindsay Graham sitting in a corner booth at … Read more
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Michael Bloomberg Campaign Strategy Revealed: Become Trump’s Evil Twin
On hand for the Michael Bloomberg campaign kickoff was a small, incredibly lukewarm crowd of quasi-supporters. Michael Bloomberg, the latest entry into the 2020 race, kicked off his … Read more
The Chosen One?
It’s not just Perry who thinks that Trump is the Almighty’s Chosen One. Note: If you are reading this you are among the chosen ones. In an interview … Read more
New Research Suggests Radio Listeners Don’t Want Variety: Only ‘Stairway to Heaven’ & ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ All Night Long
Radio listeners like same songs played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. New research released by radio research icon Jacobs … Read more
Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more
Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’
White House insider says Trump got the idea to buy Greenland for ‘one million dollars’ after binge-watching Austin Powers trilogy on Netflix. A report released Friday by the … Read more
Donald Trump Found Playing with Toy Soldiers in the Situation Room
Toy soldiers were set up for the bored president, including one figurine with tears painted on its face to simulate al-Baghdadi. Rumors are floating around media circles that … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republicans, Tax Evasion and Facts Evasion
The news, as told through aphorisms, including tax evasion and even facts evasion! The presidunce an idiot! He’s very much admired in the muck. Trump certainly is an … Read more
Tensions flare Between India and Pakistan as Millennials Embrace Pakistani Pale Ale
Sales of new beer skyrocket, and tensions flare even higher between traditional rivals. Amid an already fractured relationship in the midst of a nuclear standoff, tensions flare between … Read more
Probe Launched by Justice Department Careens Wildly Out of Control
Houses were slammed into by a probe that veered wildly off course, say authorities. A probe launched by the Justice Department veered off course and slammed into houses … Read more
