BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more
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Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species
Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform … Read more
Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’
DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump’s deportation … Read more
Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving
In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the … Read more
Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative
Voters to decide on preventive measures to stop sexual misconduct Given the continuing scandals regarding sexual misconduct of members of Congress, from Roy Moore to Al Franken, a … Read more
Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’
Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied that lying behind his smug smirk is a pack of lies — at least, not that he recalls. In testimony this week before … Read more
Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head
In a surprise find, analogous to the one recently in an Egyptian pyramid, a team of researchers has detected a mysterious giant void inside President Donald Trump’s head. … Read more
Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier
Doctors say Larry Flynt, the hard-boiled publisher of Hustler magazine, “is likely to recover but may never be the same again.“ LOS ANGELES – Hustler magazine’s owner/editor Larry Flynt … Read more
Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think
Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking … Read more
Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more
