Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
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Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more
President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks
“Look, I just want some appreciation. Just appreciation. That’s all,” said Trump, announcing his National Presidential Supplication directive. In a North Korea-style press conference Monday, President Trump announced … Read more
Promise Kept: Donald J Trump – Just The Enema America Needs
The Donald provided just the purgatorial stimulus needed: at least one promise kept! He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn’t gone and dooded … Read more
Net Neutrality: Equality for All on the Web
The great virtue of the internet is that (so far) no one has controlled its content, and this is what ‘Net Neutrality’ is all about. We’re told by … Read more
Jackie Kennedy, Marge Simpson & Longevity: What I Learned from Magazines This Week
What I learned from magazines this week The title of the overdue book returned to a public library in San Francisco 100 years after it had been checked … Read more
The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies
“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more
‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy
Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in … Read more
Trump: ‘Jury Still Out’ on Laws of Motion; Media Not Sure
‘It’s little green gremlins that make things move,’ he said. ‘Believe me.’ But members of the media were quick to push back, saying not all gremlins are green. … Read more
