This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas
All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell! Trump’s living on Barr-owed time. We need law and order, not loss and orders. Stonewalls belong in prison. … Read more
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Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election
Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more
Trump Flees Afghanistan, but US Still There
Trump is crowing that he’s negotiated an end to the ridiculously expensive and pointless military adventure in Afghanistan. Only… he hasn’t. It’s over. Donald the Dealmaker says that … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/2/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
Donald Trump’s Regrets: Diary Entries
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
Mike Pence Plans Gigantic National Exorcism to Combat Coronavirus
The VP, in charge of the U.S. response to the outbreak, says “Coronavirus” is just a “fancy liberal word for demonic possession,” plans national exorcism “as soon as … Read more
Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him
His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Live from New York City!
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host stars in his own real show, live from New York City! ANNOUNCER Live from New York City, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/24/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
