Melania Trump’s Christmas Letter
A Christmas letter to America, from the First Lady. Merry Christmas from our family to yours. Once again, we had a wonderful year filled with love, joy and … Read more
political satire
All I Want for Christmas
If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace for Christmas. If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace … Read more
Georgia On My Couch
Georgia seeks therapy regarding strange new feelings and blue state tendencies. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. I know I’ve been avoiding therapy sessions lately, but … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more
Dear America: A Letter from Canada, eh?
Dear America, Hi there. It’s Canada here. I know this is probably not a good time but I feel I really have no choice. In short, I’m breaking … Read more
Coups d’État for Dummies
Just in time for the election overthrow season, it’s the new book, “Coups d’État for Dummies”! Welcome and thank you for buying Coups d’État for Dummies. If you’re … Read more
GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10
Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more
Are You Suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome?
The following is an urgent bulletin from the CDC for those suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Bulletin No. 2020-11-29 RE: Trump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions
Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more
Embedded with the Bidens: January 20, 2021
We can’t get to January 20, 2021 soon enough – but while we wait, let’s listen in to what could be the Biden’s first night in the White … Read more
