Trump’s Last 10 Distractions!
Trump’s Last 10 Distractions, which he set aside to throw people off his scent! I know, I know! We thought Trump would run out of distractions, but we … Read more
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Every Single American Must Run for President in 2028, says Political Theorist
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In order for democracy to survive, every single American must run for President in 2028, says theorist. “In order for democracy to … Read more
Presidential Potpourri: July 2025
The Latest News from Trump World In the latest news from Trump World: Trump purchases stake in Mars rock: Acting in accordance with “my native greed,” President Donald … Read more
William Howard Taft Was First–and Most–Modern President, Historian Says
Who is the first modern president? The answer may surprise you. Hint: it’s William Howard Taft! William Howard Taft, 27th president of the United States (1909-13) and later … Read more
Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
Things to Do While Waiting for the 2026 Midterms, Without Going Blind!
We can’t just sit it out & wait for Elon Musk to get Trump by his short hairs in the 2026 midterms – here’s my Top 10 Suggestions! … Read more
Trump Rails Against Canada’s Greed, Duplicity
President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. … Read more
Substack: This Story is Breaking News … Really!
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Musk Issues Warning: Don’t Eat the Orange Mushrooms, Man!
Elon Musk co-opts famous Woodstock warning: “Don’t Eat the Brown Acid” in not-so-cryptic message to potential future Trump appointees. Washington, DC — The news out of Washington that … Read more
