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Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’

Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more

Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw

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Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more

Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22

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Ripping The Headlines Today, 3/22/22
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bracket busters, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s

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Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/15/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/15/22
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB contract agreements, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024

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Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/8/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/8/22
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about new flavors from Mountain Dew, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times

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In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President levels the most brutal of sanctions yet on Putin: No more political humor for you! SNN political correspondent Proppah Ghandah reports … Read more

Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine

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Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Breaking News: Biden could save face (assuming he wins) over Ukraine, by winning a dangerous game of Russian Roulette, sources say. Slobovian … Read more

Putin’s Top Ten Excuses for Russian Invasion of Ukraine

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Putin’s Top Ten Excuses for Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Chris O'Leary
Chris O'Leary
Chris O'Leary has been a working stand-up comic since 1990 and has worked with the best comics in the country, who are all far more talented than he is. He's a published author with Kitchen Sink Press, he's written for Shtick City Magazine, PolitiPod, and his jokes infrequently show up on late-night monologues. Please tune in to the RADIOLEARY Comedy Hour! radioleary.com
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Here are Putin’s Top Ten excuses for the Russian invasion of Ukraine: 10. Invasion of Ukraine will make the James Bond franchise seem relevant again 9. We had … Read more

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