EPA Designates White House a Toxic Waste Site
The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. … Read more
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White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers
Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave … Read more
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Scared Sh*tless After Playing ‘Bloody Mary’ Game
After repeating ‘Bloody Mary’ three times in front of mirror, Sarah Huckabee Sanders swears she saw something. Curled up in comfy jammies with a flashlight under her chin … Read more
Dinner for Two at the White House — But Who Ordered the Smoking Gun?
The Trump/Comey White House transcript revealed! I just happened to get my hands on the awkward, yet much sought after Trump/Comey White House Dinner transcript and neither one remembers … Read more
White House Staff Bunkers Down
National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the … Read more
President Raskolnikov
Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a … Read more
White House Tapes: Suspicions Arise as Rich Little Meets with Trump
Fake White House tapes being produced? In a characteristic ploy, President Trump has recently hinted that he may be secretly taping conversations in the White House. When questioned … Read more
Trump’s First 100 Days: A Report Card
President Trump has made a huge deal about not making a big thing of his first 100 days. Seems like decades since Barack Obama handed the keys to … Read more
Jared Kushner’s Full Plate: A Day in the Life of the Bilkersons
America’s busiest multi-tasking Washington couple – Ivanka and Jared Kushner – have a full plate – what is their home life like? Everyone wonders what America’s busiest multi-tasking … Read more
Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event
‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House … Read more
